By Emory Layne
The Borough Attorney is, of course, Eric Bernstein. Here’s how he’s supposed to be compensated for that position, according to Borough ordinances:
2-8.1 Director.
The Director of the Department of Law shall be an attorney of the State of New Jersey who shall also serve as Borough Attorney. The Director shall not be a full-time employee of the Borough and shall receive a salary or retainer plus such fees as are authorized by the Council and by the Mayor. (Ord. #667, S 8.1; Ord. #667-L-87-4, S 5)
Mr. Bernstein receives a “retainer” plus “fees” that totaled about $200,000 in 2007.
That’s a lot of scratch. Do the math any way you’d like, but that’s about $850 A DAY for every work day of the calendar year.
And since I’m not in the market for any New York bridges or New Jersey swampland, please don’t try to get me to believe that he works for the borough each and every day of the year. Nice work if you can get it.
‘Borough attorney,’ brings to mind some pretty basic duties: represent the borough in any court or legal actions, review the verbiage of ordinances and resolutions, that kind of stuff.
But there are some things that this person — a person we NEVER vote for, a person who NEVER interacts with the residents unless he’s threatening them, and a person who gets paid very, very well whether he’s dotting i’s and crossing t’s or just surfing the net all day — gets to do that trouble me.
2-8.2 Powers and Duties.
The Department of Law shall:
c.) Review and approve all contracts, deeds, documents and instruments.
Does this mean contracts like the Borough Hall renovation contract?
Does this legal review and approval apply to situations when there’s a contract provision that isn’t met, and the contract calls for the contractor to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars in penalties?
[Editor's Note: The Borough Hall renovation penalty total, not counting interest and other fees for things like inspections, is about $209,000 as of May 30, 2008.]
Of course it does: it’s right there in the holy scripture – borough ordinances.
e.) Subject to the approval of the Mayor or the Council, the Borough Attorney or such other attorney acting pursuant to the provisions of this Administrative Code shall have the power to enter into any agreement, compromise or settlement of any litigation in which the Borough is involved, provided, however, this subsection shall not limit or abridge the discretion of such attorney handling the matter in regard to the proper conduct of any trial, action or proceeding or deprive him of the powers and privileges ordinarily exercised in judicial proceedings by counsel acting for private clients.
Wow, that’s a mouthful. Legalese doesn’t know anything about punctuation. Does Rosetta Stone offer “lawyer?”
If I read it right, it says the “power to enter into any agreement, compromise or settlement of any litigation.”
Would that include agreements pertaining to property owners who, say, lost their tax-exempt status, but didn’t want to be bothered with the nasty, lay-world necessity of paying taxes?
Are we really saying to some lawyer, “Go ahead – do what you think is best!” when we’re dealing with the town’s coffers?
Part of the reason I get touchy about this stuff is because these all-powerful ordinances also state the following:
f.) Maintain a record of all actions, suits, proceedings and matters in judicial litigation or arbitration which relate to the Borough’s interest, and submit written monthly reports of same to the Council; and submit written reports to the Council of any new litigation or arbitration concerning the Borough at the next Council meeting immediately following service of process.
As Butthead might say, “huh, huh … it said written.”
Do these things ever show up in the minutes of council meetings?
If they’re written, somebody in Borough Hall could scan it right in, ya know? (Ask Katherine Watt: she’ll dumb down the technology for you.)
But please don’t tell me that we have to submit yet another stupid form to see what we’re paying for. The ordinance says the guy must submit these written reports.
Can we see them?
Please?
Pretty please?
Pretty please with a martini olive on top?
Because there’s a final part of this ordinance:
g.) Have such other and different functions, powers and duties as may be provided by general law or ordinance. (Ord. #667, S 8.2; Ord. #667-L-87-4, S 6)
“Other and different functions?” “As MAY BE provided?” “General law and ordinance”
Can it be any more vague?
Why not just insert a section into the borough ordinances that says:
“Anyone at Borough Hall can do whatever they please whenever they please however they please.”
I’m not going for a yuk. That scares me.
Remember, Bernstein is a very well paid fellow.
Suppose someone comes up to you and says, “Hey, I’m worried about what’ll happen if I take this drug test; could you whiz in a cup and let me use it as my own?”
Suppose you respond: “What’s in it for me?”
Suppose the answer is: “Five bucks.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……
Now, suppose the answer is “$200,000 a year for an indefinite period.”
Might tempt you, huh?
I guess the thing that irks me the absolute most is that this fellow does this kind of work for a number of municipalities. It could be North Plainfield, North Arlington or Northfield – the only commonality is money. Getting paid. There’s NO accountability to the residents, no INPUT from the residents.
A guy shmoozes a mayor and enough of the council to get a majority, and he’s in like Flynn … or, in this case, Bernstein. And after that, we have no say in what he does.
A note to whoever wins the equally holy ‘mayor’s office’ this year: Mayor Allen has never actually had to go out-of-pocket on that $200,000 a year. Those legal fees were and are still paid by the TAXPAYERS.
That makes us the borough attorney’s “clients;” all 21,000+ of us. Not one mayor and seven Council members.
So let’s exercise a little of that good ol’ “attorney-client privilege” in the near future, and see what we’ve been paying through the nose for. See, we’re the clients, and he’s the attorney.
Any particular reason why we can’t see what we’re paying for?
You’ll be the mayor. You can do it.